Public restrooms. Awkward. The whole oh-crap-there's-no-toilet-paper-and-I'm-already-on-the-bowl-"hey-stall-neighbor-wanna-hand-me-a-wad?"-thing....awkward. What about girls who spend entirely way too much time in front of the mirror? Oh, I want to wash my hands but this chick in front of me has to swish her hair the right- no, left- first and make sure her butt looks OK in those jeans. The hair to the left isn't working now- maybe behind the ears? Nah. Let's think about it a little longer. Talking on the phone- although I am guilty of this in my own home, public restrooms are just not a place for this, period. No one wants to hear that.
Seeing friends from high school. Although I love these rare run-ins, you have to admit they are undoubtedly and ridiculously awkward. "Hi! Wow, how are you- oh we said that at the same time- you first- I'm good, how are you, I'm good...::insert deafening silence here... grasshoppers and pins dropping...:: Alright well it was really good seeing you, we should get together and catch up sometime! Yea, definitely! Bye! Oh- we said that at the same time again!"
[... I am going to keep adding to this as I think of more, PLEASE post ideas and stories! I want to hear!!!]
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